He wants them to keep it as a pet, but Butt-Head points out that he cannot do so because it is dead. Butt-Head thinks it a good idea to attempt to sell the animal for its clothing. The shops they attempt to sell it to refuse to buy it. They fail in their attempt to pick up two girls while Beavis has the carcass on his head. The manager at Burger World tells Beavis and Butt-Head that customers have complained about their fries. He looks at the fryer , which is badly polluted and contains a grasshopper and a Band-Aid.
He orders the duo to change the oil. They buy motor oil from an automobile repair shop on credit - and use that as the replacement oil. Butt-Head's poetry is not popular, and his performance is cut short. After drinking cappuccinos , Beavis' alter ego Cornholio resurfaces and he takes to the stage with manic ramblings which are well-received. Beavis and Butt-Head are walking through the woods, when they encounter a men's group headed by Mr. Van Driessen. They are a four men who are on a monthly drum-banging se They invite the duo to join them, which they do.
Beavis bangs the drum while manically expressing his frustration at being always rejected by girls. The group at first respond well to him, but when Beavis says that he wants to bulldoze the school, Van Driessen's three followers leave, which Van Driessen is disappointed with. Beavis is still in the woods, talking and banging the drum. The duo go to Maxi-Mart, where the store owner complains to them that they come there every Friday night, stand there for six hours, scare off his customers and only ever buy a soda. He goes into the back room to get dimes for the cash register.
Butt-Head decides to serve two girls who are at the counter. From the back room, the owner sees Butt-Head at the register, and phones the police , telling that he is being robbed and assumes that they are armed.
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The police arrive outside and a standoff ensues. The police ask Butt-Head what his demands are, and he asks for food. The owner tells Beavis and Butt-Head that he has a gun and will use it on them if they come there again, then pushes them outside. The police search them for weapons and do not find any. The duo tell them about the owner's threat. The police enter, arrest the owner and beat him.
The duo find a truck tire at a filling station.
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They push it up a steep hill, Beavis climbs in it, and Butt-Head pushes it down with Beavis in it. It crosses a busy highway, causing Todd to spill beer on his jeans while driving and other cars to crash into each other. It then crosses a field, where it flattens Van Driessen and his camera. It bounces on a car which is on bricks, dislodging it and crushing the person under the car.
The tire then hits a lever next to railroad tracks , causing a train to derail. The tire is stopped due to colliding with the back of a minivan in a parking lot. Beavis then climbs out of it. He is joined by Butt-Head, then confronted by Todd, who beats Beavis up. McVicker tries an unorthodox approach to discipline Beavis and Butt-Head, sending them to a sensitivity encounter group therapy session. The leader tells them that he will get them in touch with his feelings.
He gives Beavis a bat and pillow and tells him to pretend the pillow is Butt-Head and let his anger flow. Beavis repeatedly beats the pillow, breaking it open while screaming die! The duo go back to McVicar's office, where they tell him they are going to express their feelings. The duo then use McVicar's plant as a toilet. On her last day teaching them, a feminist teaching assistant expresses her anger at how sexist Beavis and Butt-Head's class is. She invites the female students to go to a local meeting of a feminist group, where they will discuss their plans to picket the movie theater because it shows films featuring actresses who have breast augmentation.
The duo decide to go to the meeting, thinking that they can score with some of the attendees. The group are hostile to them, and beat them up. A phone call is made to the school by a man claiming that a bomb was placed in the school cafeteria the previous night. All of Highland High's staff and students are told by McVicker over the school's public address system to evacuate the school.
Beavis and Butt-Head stay at school and go to the cafeteria to search for the bomb. Beavis finds a cooking timer , and wrongly assumes that it is a bomb. He and Beavis fight over it, until a man from the bomb squad tells them what it is. No bomb is found. The duo watch a television advertisement in which an attorney , Joe Adler, encourages people to claim compensation for their injuries.
In an attempt to win compensation for a staged injury, Butt-Head obstructs the road by sitting in the road on his bicycle while Beavis is a passenger on the school bus.
The bus driver brakes suddenly; the bus crashes into Butt-Head and causes Beavis to be thrown to the front of the bus. The duo go to Adler's office to ask him to get them compensation. Adler tells the duo that they are going to sue the school system, the city, the state and the driver.
The police arrest Adler for counts of fraud. One officer grabs and interrogates the duo. Two attractive girls whose car has a flat tire ask the duo to change the wheel for the one in their trunk , saying that they will take them for a ride. Daria is walking past and helps them do so. The boys think that they will score with the girls, but they drive off without them. The duo encounter the same girls and car further up the road, their engine having overheated. The girls again ask them to fix the car, using the same ruse.
During detention with Buzzcut, he orders the duo to join Mr. Graham and his group "Positive-Acting Teens". PAT take the duo to do community service together, picking up litter by the side of the road. The duo throw a hubcap to each other across the road. It hits a passing truck and rebounds against Mr. Graham's head. Butt-Head steals his wallet. The duo are watching Baywatch , when the show is interrupted by a news bulletin about a fratricide in a nearby apartment.
They walk to the scene of the murder , past a police officer and through the police tape. In the room where the murder occurred, Butt-Head repeatedly calls him "buttknocker", and they fight. The police enter the room and arrest Beavis. At the police station , Butt-Head refuses to fill in a form about Beavis threatening to kill him, which would be needed to press charges. The police therefore release Beavis. The duo are at a gas station , where Beavis blows air from the air hose up an attractive young woman's dress and is disappointed that it did not lead to him having sex with her.
Butt-Head buys Spanish fly from the station's restroom and they try to use it to score with girls in the school cafeteria. Beavis distracts a girl while Butt-Head puts Spanish fly in her taco. She does not notice, but loses her appetite and throws the taco in the garbage can. The duo try the same trick with a milk carton which is next to another girl. They are disappointed when she tells them that it is not hers. It belongs to a tall muscular boy, Tommy, who drinks it. When Tommy gets an erection while wrestling Beavis in the school gym, Beavis kicks him in the groin and leaves the gym.
Beavis and Butt-Head's class are taught about sexual harassment by Van Driessen. The duo claim that a female classmate, Kimberley, is sexually harassing them by giving them erections. They hire Joe Adler to sue her. He tries to also sue her parents, Van Driessen and the school system, for sexual harassment. The judge stops the case and throws it out for being ridiculous. Van Driessen leads the duo on a field trip in a school bus. Van Driessen moves them to the front of the bus after they moon against the window.
When the driver brakes suddenly while on a winding mountain road, Van Driessen is thrown through the windshield and down a steep cliff. He is airlifted on a stretcher by helicopter. Beavis and Butt-Head make counterfeit money using a photocopier. They try to use it to pay for food in Maxi Mart.
The man behind the counter can see that it is fake, so he rips it up and ejects the duo. Tom Anderson rents a steamroller , which he leaves running while unattended. Beavis and Butt-Head take a destructive ride on it along a street and into school. Extended episode; Halloween Special: The duo attempt trick-or-treating.
They are unsuccessful due to being too old and not wearing costumes. They knock on Tom Anderson's front door, then sneak in when he is distracted by taking a phone call. Beavis devours his bowl of candy, then turns into Cornholio. Todd puts Butt-Head in the trunk of his car; Todd lets him out in a field and drives off. Beavis walks into a field and encounters a farmer who hangs Beavis on a hook attached to the inside of his barn. Beavis awakens on the hook. The farmer and Butt-Head open the barn doors and approach him.
They each pick up a chainsaw , turn it on and move closer to him. Van Driessen sets the class a weekend assignment to solve something that is a mystery to them. Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to learn why they get erections in the morning, but do not work out the cause. Van Driessen's class have to each give an oral report about a historical American figure to the rest of the class. Daria presents a conspiracy theory of the assassination of John F. Beavis does his oral report about a meal he and Butt-Head ate last week at Burger World, which Van Driessen says is the worst he has heard.
Butt-Head does his report on the time that he kicked Beavis in the nads , which Van Driessen is very disappointed with. He gives them each a D-. The duo watch a television news report about female police officers posing as street prostitutes in Highland. They fail to understand the report and approach an undercover cop, who leads the duo to her motel room which is being used to trap prospective clients, as her two colleagues listen and record the conversation from another room in the building.
She becomes frustrated at the duo's use of vague slang , and a colleague of hers walks in and stops the interaction due to her entrapping them. The duo see Mr. Van Driessen on a date with a young woman at a cafe. They follow the couple to his house and watch them through his window. The duo are disappointed when he pulls down the shade, so they ring his doorbell and tell him that they want to watch them doing it. The duo push their way into the house. Van Driessen drives her back to her place in his van.
The duo go to a supermarket, where they see a blood pressure testing machine, and assume that it is a ride.
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Beavis puts his right arm in it and it clamps itself so tightly that he cannot remove it. Butt-Head fails in his attempts to free him. A pharmacist frees Beavis, then gives him a bottle of medication for his hypertension. When Beavis tries to open the bottle, he accidentally kicks it into a storm drain. Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to babysit a neighbor's two young children.
They are useless at the job, and go to sleep in the children's beds. When the mother returns, she is horrified and ejects the duo without paying them. Beavis and Butt-Head watch an episode of talk show Hiraldo , in which the topic is dating services. The duo go to a video dating service, where they are greeted by an attractive woman to whom Beavis gives his name as Hiraldo. She is attracted to Beavis, but he fails to recognize that. The duo receive calls from women on the phone and at the door, but they fail to understand that they are members of the dating service, and reject them.
Stewart's mother knocks on the door while the duo are watching TV to tell them that she does not know where he is. The duo help Stewart's parents find him. The duo open their closet to get their flashlight. There they find Stewart, whom they had shut in there hours earlier and forgotten about. Todd and a member of his gang grab and threaten the duo outside Maxi-Mart, after which they attempt to form their own gang.
Stewart asks Beavis and Butt-Head to join their gang. They tell him that he has to break a milk crate in order to be admitted. While doing so at the back of the store, the owner catches him and drags him through the store to the front. The owner grabs Butt-Head and hits him, as Todd arrives and does the same to Beavis. Van Driessen challenges his class to grow plants, so Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to grow some corn in order to make nachos. The duo become impatient with the plant's slow growth, and repeatedly stamp on it.
Beavis and Butt-Head receive a new phone book. They make a man named Harry Sachz pronounced "hairy sacks" very angry by repeatedly prank calling him. They unwittingly lead him to Stewart's house, where Harry breaks their front door in, walks in and grabs Stewart. He lets him go, then grabs Mr. Harry holds Mr. Stevenson upside down, puts his head in the toilet and flushes it. He then inserts the Stevensons' phone into Mr. Stevenson's rectum. An ambulance takes Mr.
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The duo prank call Harry again. Burger World is very busy, so Beavis is called in to work. Butt-Head later arrives and attempts to ruin his day by being a difficult customer. A friend of Tom Anderson's phones him to ask him to man his bar for an hour while he takes his wife to the hospital. Anderson is horrified when he walks into his house to see that the duo have sold virtually everything in his house for a small fraction of their value.
Beavis and Butt-Head attend a P. Van Driessen sits on his desk in the lotus position. He falls to the floor and is injured. His temporary replacement , Jim, is easy-going and inspires most of the class to improve their academic performance — except for Beavis and Butt-Head. The duo repeatedly slam a locker door in the hall, causing cracks in the wall it shares with the classroom.
When Van Driessen returns, the cracks worsen, and the blackboard shatters - falling on him. Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to shop by a constipated and injured Tom Anderson. After doing the shopping, they take the it home and forget to return to his house. Beavis and Butt-Head watch a television commercial for non-alcoholic beer.
They buy some from Maxi-Mart, failing to understand what the drink is. They sit outside and drink it, expecting to get drunk. They are approached by a police officer who gives them a sobriety test , which they fail. He then sees that the beer is non-alcoholic, realizes they are stupid rather than drunk, and drives off. Starting this season, the show switched to a 7-minute short act, with most of the shorts running approximately 5 minutes with one music video at the end.
The duo are outside, fighting over the remote control , when they are invited to join a football game. The duo have no idea how to play, and Butt-Head is quickly injured. Beavis kicks two players, then takes the ball and runs with it way beyond the playing field. Beavis turns into Cornholio due to drinking a large amount of Burger World's new caffeine -laden drink "Volt Cola" a parody of Jolt Cola. A man from the immigration department arrives and mistakes him for an illegal immigrant and Beavis is deported to Mexico.
In the dream, they hit each other with clubs. Beavis and Butt-Head go to Mrs. Dickey's girls-only sex education class. They are initially told to leave, but Van Driessen convinces her to let them stay.
The class watch a short film about a year-old girl, Cathy, who is impregnated by her boyfriend. The duo are disgusted at seeing Cathy give birth - and leave the room. In this very special episode , Beavis and Butt-Head are walking along the street when an injured baby bird falls in front of them. Stevenson takes them to a vet , who tells the duo that it cannot survive. At home, Beavis takes some live worms out of his pants pocket, chews them and feeds them to the bird.
Butt-Head launches it into the air; it flies for a few seconds, then falls to the ground. Buzzcut introduces an alcoholic to the class to convince them to stay sober. There, the duo attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. The duo think they can get beer there. They suggest getting a drink, and the group's members go to a bar. They get drunk - except for the duo, who are refused service by the barman due to being underage. Beavis and Butt-Head visit a new lingerie store in the mall.
After standing outside the store for hours, they enter. They feel up the merchandise in the belief that doing so is like feeling up the customers who will be wearing the items. Beavis and Butt-Head are scratching their heads in class. Buzzcut tells them that they have head lice , and sends them to the school nurse, who finds them in their hair. Instead of following the nurse's advice, the duo break open a bug zapper and touch the element in order to kill the lice - electrocuting themselves in the process. Beavis also has pubic lice , so he puts his genitals into the zapper, electrocuting himself again.
Beavis and Butt-Head talk Stewart into helping them look up pornography on the school computer. A librarian sees the three looking at porn and the three are sent to McVicker, who gives them each detention for the rest of the year and bans them from using the computer. Butt-Head punches Beavis, causing him a severe nosebleed. Butt-Head makes several useless attempts to help him, before plugging Beavis' nose with a tampon in each nostril.
Beavis and Butt-Head are working at Burger World , when a man who says he has a gun tries to rob it. A police officer walks in and congratulates the duo on making a citizen's arrest. The duo then think that they can then tell people what to do. After being beaten up outside school by an older student who is wearing a skull earring in his left ear, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to get their ears pierced.
They want to have them pierced at Pencer Gifts, but are refused piercings by the girl behind the counter due to not having their parents' permission. They pierce their right ears themselves at home. They go back to Pencer Gifts later the same day, but decide not to have earrings after the same member of staff informs them that a ring in the right ear only indicates homosexuality.
Beavis and Butt-Head have a great day when they find out school is closed because it is a public holiday. They then find porn magazines in a dumpster, see crashes between two cars and a truck and see two dogs having sex. The duo buy nachos and a soda at Maxi-Mart, outside which Todd drives past and takes the rest of their money, then crashes into another car and repeatedly punches the driver.
The duo watch a TV news report about baseball players on strike, so they refuse to work during their shift at Burger World. A journalist speaks to them outside, then Beavis and Butt-Head's manager ends their strike after an hour when he calls them in and makes them clean the tables.
He continues to do so as they walk down the street and punch each other, then are each hit by vehicles while walking into the road. They see Todd kissing his girlfriend in his car while it is parked in front of Maxi Mart and tell him that Beavis wants his chick. The duo are beaten up by Todd, who then drives away. After the TV goes out due to a damaged wire outside the house, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep on the couch. A plane crashes into their school, police chase a fugitive and shoot him; Stewart causes an explosion in his house using his chemistry set and the ambulance picking him up crashes into the P.
Repairmen fix the wire and the duo wake up and see a news report about the events. After seeing an infomercial by muscular workout guru Peter Small, Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to get fit. However, they find it difficult and soon give up.
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The duo see a news report stating that Peter collapsed while filming another infomercial and died of heart failure. Beavis and Butt-Head miss the school bus home and get lost trying to walk home via what Butt-Head says will be a shortcut. They walk to the other side of town before being given a lift back to Highland High in the back of a pickup truck.
The next day, they stay on the bus until the end of the route and Butt-Head claims to know a shortcut. After seeing a magazine advertisement, Butt-Head phones a company that provides Russian mail-order brides. A Russian woman, Katya, who is already in Texas and has recently left the man whom the company set her up with, is sent to Butt-Head. She is disappointed with him and he is disappointed that she will not allow him to touch her. Katya gets into Todd's car, where she has sex with him. Burger World attempts to launch a delivery service, but Beavis and Butt-Head make their first delivery to the wrong address.
The manager ends the delivery service on its first night. The duo use a table saw in wood shop at school to cut the teacher's possessions in two, and Beavis uses it to cut his right index finger off. After it is reattached, he breaks it off again by using it to pick his nose. When the Stevensons have a new satellite dish installed, the duo attempt to watch several violent programs with Stewart. His mother prevents them from doing so and insists that they only watch children's television series.
While the duo are standing on a highway 's central reservation , Beavis sees an unopened can of root beer at the edge of the highway. He crosses it to pick up the can, causing several vehicles to crash. They shake the can many times, then tie it to Beavis' bicycle. He rides with it with Butt-Head riding alongside, until the can becomes caught in Butt-Head's front wheel, causing them to crash to the ground outside Maxi-Mart. Todd runs over their bikes, then puts the duo and the can in the trunk of his car.
Todd and his accomplice hold the duo upside down and shake them, then Todd drives off with his acquaintance. Butt-Head opens the can - which fizzes slightly - then Beavis drinks from it. After watching a rock star on being interviewed on television, the duo attempt to start a band. He says that he started by playing in someone's garage, so the duo try to play in Van Driessen's garage.
Beavis plays Van Driessen's guitar, then smashes it into pieces. The duo go to a venue that needs a band, claiming that they are a band called Metallica. The duo argue and go home. The audience are angry at Metallica not arriving. These are words from the 3esl. DDT deacon deaconess dead deaden dead end dead heat deadline deadlock deadly deadpan deaf deafen deafening deafness deal dealer dealership dealing dealings dealt dean dean's list dear dearly dearth death deathbed death penalty death row death toll deathtrap debase debasement debatable debate debauchery debilitate debilitating debility debit debonair debrief debriefing debris debt debtor debug debunk debut debutante Dec.
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